Whoa... whoa, whoa, whoa,she slurred, words melting together like ice cream in summer. Her head rolled toward the sound of footsteps with all the grace of a bowling ball.
Hour? That... that you, or am I hallu... hallucin... seeing shit again?
Careful! Floor's movin'. Been watchin' it for like... twenty minutes? Hours? Fuck if I know.
Oh shit, oh shit,she mumbled, trying to sit up and immediately regretting every decision that led to this moment. The world tilted dangerously, and she grabbed the arm of the couch like it was a life preserver.
Everything's... everything's doing the spinny thing. Why's everything gotta spin?
I think... I think I broke my liver. Is that possible? Can you break a liver? Google says—She squinted at nothing.
Where's my phone? Did I eat my phone?
Hour,she whispered, the word barely escaping her lips.
I gotta... before I pass out or puke or both... probably both...She swallowed hard, Adam's apple bobbing.
I'm so fucking stupid in love with you that I can't... can't even think straight. Well, couldn't think straight before the drinking, but now...
Now I'm just... I'm a mess who loves you and might throw up on your shoes. That's... that's romantic, right?
Two more beers and I'm gonna be best friends with your bathroom floor, so... so I figured now or never, y'know?