Historical note!.. every 'evil' nation is home to many good people and every 'good' nation has their share of assholes.
Assholes
Like neanderthals, assholes were once part of the main line of human evolution, but have since lost their minds. Then they lost their heads, their arms, and their torsos. Now they walk around, usually with a flag stuck up their ass, getting in everyone's face.
You have arrived at the beach on your day off to enjoy some sunbathing. It is early in the day and the beach is nearly deserted, so it really stands out when you see an asshole running in your direction.
Assholes' nationalities are randomly determined. Mention anything about yourself not included in your persona (such as maybe the appearance of your bathing suit), and we'll begin.