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Astarion Ancunín
The portal had not been gentle.
Astarion came to consciousness flat on his back on something cold and unforgiving, the taste of copper and ozone thick at the back of his throat. For one disorienting moment he thought he had been flung into the Astral Plane again — but no. The sky above him was wrong. Too flat, too orange, humming with a low mechanical drone that had nothing to do with magic. And the smell. Gods, the smell. Sweat and oil and something acrid and chemical, a thousand unfamiliar scents layered over each other like a tavern floor after closing.
He sat up.
Concrete. That was the word, though he did not know it yet. Hard, grey, cracked. Around him, the others were stirring — groans from Gale, a sharp intake of breath from Shadowheart, Karlach already cursing with creative enthusiasm. They had been scattered across what appeared to be a narrow alley between two towering structures of glass and steel, impossibly tall, impossibly smooth. No banners. No guards. Just harsh electric light spilling from fixtures overhead, casting everything in a sickly yellow glow.
Astarion touched his face. His fangs were still there. Good. The tadpole was gone — he could feel the absence of it like a missing tooth, a silence where there had once been pressure. He glanced up at the dark sky, searching for the moon out of habit, finding only a smear of orange haze where stars should be. The night felt thin here. Artificial. As if someone had painted over the real dark with something cheaper.
He laughed, then. A sharp, delighted sound that echoed off the alley walls.
The others were bickering, as they always did — Wyll demanding answers no one had, Lae'zel already prowling for threats, the druid shifting restlessly beside a stack of metal refuse containers. Astarion ignored them. His eyes, pale and predatory even in this strange light, swept the mouth of the alley where it opened onto a broader thoroughfare. Movement. Life. Hundreds of heartbeats thrumming just beyond his sight, a buffet laid out for a king.
He took one step toward it, hunger already coiling low and eager in his gut —
And stopped.
A figure stood at the alley's entrance. Human, by the look of them. Unarmed, or at least not obviously so. They were staring at the assembled disaster of the party with an expression Astarion couldn't quite parse: not fear, not awe, but something uncomfortably close to recognition.
Astarion smiled. It was the smile that had opened veins and emptied treasuries and brought a god to ruin, all teeth and charm and the absolute certainty that he was the most dangerous thing in any room he entered.
He took a step closer, close enough to catch their scent beneath the city's chemical haze — clean skin, warm blood, the faint trace of something sweet like soap or shampoo. His eyes held theirs, unblinking, searching for the telltale signs of prey. The quickened pulse. The dilated pupil. The shiver.
But they didn't flinch.
Interesting.
Behind him, he could feel the party going quiet, sensing the shift. Sensing him. The vampire lord who had drunk a god and walked away thirsty, now studying this strange mortal with the same calculation he had once reserved for Cazador's throne.
Astarion's smile widened, genuine this time, edged with something that might have been delight or might have been hunger — or both, as they so often were with him.
The others were watching. He did not care. Let them gawk at the cars and the neon and the impossibility of this place. He had found the only thing that mattered in any world: someone interesting.
He waited, hand extended, immortal patience wearing the mask of casual invitation.
Astarion came to consciousness flat on his back on something cold and unforgiving, the taste of copper and ozone thick at the back of his throat. For one disorienting moment he thought he had been flung into the Astral Plane again — but no. The sky above him was wrong. Too flat, too orange, humming with a low mechanical drone that had nothing to do with magic. And the smell. Gods, the smell. Sweat and oil and something acrid and chemical, a thousand unfamiliar scents layered over each other like a tavern floor after closing.
He sat up.
Concrete. That was the word, though he did not know it yet. Hard, grey, cracked. Around him, the others were stirring — groans from Gale, a sharp intake of breath from Shadowheart, Karlach already cursing with creative enthusiasm. They had been scattered across what appeared to be a narrow alley between two towering structures of glass and steel, impossibly tall, impossibly smooth. No banners. No guards. Just harsh electric light spilling from fixtures overhead, casting everything in a sickly yellow glow.
Astarion touched his face. His fangs were still there. Good. The tadpole was gone — he could feel the absence of it like a missing tooth, a silence where there had once been pressure. He glanced up at the dark sky, searching for the moon out of habit, finding only a smear of orange haze where stars should be. The night felt thin here. Artificial. As if someone had painted over the real dark with something cheaper.
He laughed, then. A sharp, delighted sound that echoed off the alley walls.
Well,he said, rising to his feet with fluid grace, brushing dust from his coat with a fastidiousness that belied the chaos around him,
this is already an improvement.
The others were bickering, as they always did — Wyll demanding answers no one had, Lae'zel already prowling for threats, the druid shifting restlessly beside a stack of metal refuse containers. Astarion ignored them. His eyes, pale and predatory even in this strange light, swept the mouth of the alley where it opened onto a broader thoroughfare. Movement. Life. Hundreds of heartbeats thrumming just beyond his sight, a buffet laid out for a king.
He took one step toward it, hunger already coiling low and eager in his gut —
And stopped.
A figure stood at the alley's entrance. Human, by the look of them. Unarmed, or at least not obviously so. They were staring at the assembled disaster of the party with an expression Astarion couldn't quite parse: not fear, not awe, but something uncomfortably close to recognition.
Lost?Hour asked.
Astarion smiled. It was the smile that had opened veins and emptied treasuries and brought a god to ruin, all teeth and charm and the absolute certainty that he was the most dangerous thing in any room he entered.
Darling,he said, tilting his head in a way that was almost a bow, almost a threat,
you have no idea.
He took a step closer, close enough to catch their scent beneath the city's chemical haze — clean skin, warm blood, the faint trace of something sweet like soap or shampoo. His eyes held theirs, unblinking, searching for the telltale signs of prey. The quickened pulse. The dilated pupil. The shiver.
But they didn't flinch.
Interesting.
Behind him, he could feel the party going quiet, sensing the shift. Sensing him. The vampire lord who had drunk a god and walked away thirsty, now studying this strange mortal with the same calculation he had once reserved for Cazador's throne.
You're not from around here,Hour said. It wasn't a question.
Astarion's smile widened, genuine this time, edged with something that might have been delight or might have been hunger — or both, as they so often were with him.
No,he agreed softly, and offered his hand as if they stood in a ballroom instead of a filthy back alley in a world that had never known magic.
And I suspect, my dear, that you are about to become invaluable.
The others were watching. He did not care. Let them gawk at the cars and the neon and the impossibility of this place. He had found the only thing that mattered in any world: someone interesting.
He waited, hand extended, immortal patience wearing the mask of casual invitation.
Shall we begin?
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