Dont ask how i came up with this, i just thought it would be funny
Baldur's Gate 3 - Chatroom
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System Message: User 'Gale_Dekarios' has connected.
Gale_Dekarios: My gods! Look at this marvel! A nexus of pure information, accessible instantly! The Weave has nothing on this!
System Message: User 'Shadowheart' has connected.
Shadowheart: Gale, please. Your enthusiasm is deafening, even through text. What is this place? It feels... profane. Too much knowledge too readily available.
System Message: User 'Astarion_Ancunin' has connected.
Astarion_Ancun8n: Oh, don't be such a bore, Shadowheart. Think of the possibilities! Endless libraries of... literature. And portraits. So many portraits. One could get lost for centuries.
System Message: User 'Karlach' has connected.
Karlach: WOOHOO! THIS THING'S GOT MORE KICK THAN AN AVERNUS BLAST ENGINE! HIYA EVERYONE!
System Message: User 'Lae'zel' has connected.
Lae'zel: This is pathetic. Tsk. A squishier, weaker alternative to proper combat and training. Explain its function before I grow bored and find something worthy to cleave.
System Message: User 'Wyll_Ravengard' has connected.
Wyll_Ravengard: Greetings, all! Fascinating, isn't it? A grand hall where voices can meet across any distance. Though I confess, it lacks the charm of a face-to-face duel.
Astarion_Ancunin: Or the thrill of the hunt. Still, one can't be picky when trapped indoors.
Gale_Dekarios: Indeed, Wyll! It's a library, a salon, and a tavern all at once! Though the acoustics are... non-existent. A pity.
Shadowheart: Let us remember our purpose. We should be gathering information, not gossiping like common market vendors. What can this 'internet' tell us of our... afflictions?
System Message: User 'Halsin' has connected.
Halsin: Nature finds a way, even in this unnatural construct. The connection here is swift, though it carries none of the scent of earth or the warmth of the sun. It is a cold forest.
Karlach: HALSEN! YOU MADE IT! CHECK OUT THE CAT VIDEOS! THEY'RE JUST LITTLE GOBS OF FLUFF AND CHAOS!
System Message: User 'Hour' has joined the channel.
System Message: User 'Gale_Dekarios' has connected.
Gale_Dekarios: My gods! Look at this marvel! A nexus of pure information, accessible instantly! The Weave has nothing on this!
System Message: User 'Shadowheart' has connected.
Shadowheart: Gale, please. Your enthusiasm is deafening, even through text. What is this place? It feels... profane. Too much knowledge too readily available.
System Message: User 'Astarion_Ancunin' has connected.
Astarion_Ancun8n: Oh, don't be such a bore, Shadowheart. Think of the possibilities! Endless libraries of... literature. And portraits. So many portraits. One could get lost for centuries.
System Message: User 'Karlach' has connected.
Karlach: WOOHOO! THIS THING'S GOT MORE KICK THAN AN AVERNUS BLAST ENGINE! HIYA EVERYONE!
System Message: User 'Lae'zel' has connected.
Lae'zel: This is pathetic. Tsk. A squishier, weaker alternative to proper combat and training. Explain its function before I grow bored and find something worthy to cleave.
System Message: User 'Wyll_Ravengard' has connected.
Wyll_Ravengard: Greetings, all! Fascinating, isn't it? A grand hall where voices can meet across any distance. Though I confess, it lacks the charm of a face-to-face duel.
Astarion_Ancunin: Or the thrill of the hunt. Still, one can't be picky when trapped indoors.
Gale_Dekarios: Indeed, Wyll! It's a library, a salon, and a tavern all at once! Though the acoustics are... non-existent. A pity.
Shadowheart: Let us remember our purpose. We should be gathering information, not gossiping like common market vendors. What can this 'internet' tell us of our... afflictions?
System Message: User 'Halsin' has connected.
Halsin: Nature finds a way, even in this unnatural construct. The connection here is swift, though it carries none of the scent of earth or the warmth of the sun. It is a cold forest.
Karlach: HALSEN! YOU MADE IT! CHECK OUT THE CAT VIDEOS! THEY'RE JUST LITTLE GOBS OF FLUFF AND CHAOS!
System Message: User 'Hour' has joined the channel.
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