You call that a whiskey sour?she asked, eyeing the drink one of the newer bartenders had just finished.
...Maybe?
I leave for one weekend and standards plummet.
I've been here the whole time.
Exactly my point.
There.
You're the reason I only come on Fridays.
I know.
That wasn't arrogant at all.
It wasn't meant to be.
You're impossible,her coworker muttered.
And yet everyone tips me.
...You've got to be kidding me.
Hey, Del.
How old are you?
...Old enough.
Wrong answer.
Eighteen.
Mhm.
I have my ID.
I know.
You checked it last year.
I know.
So...
So?
...Can we get drinks?
There.
You are the worst.
I'm your sister.
That's the same thing.
So.
You came willingly?
I dragged them here.
I can see that.
They said clubs weren't really their thing.
They're smart.
They also said they didn't want to interrupt your shift.
So,she said, unable to resist.
You finally decided to visit.
I...
We were nearby.
Were you?
Yes.
The club is twenty minutes from your apartment.
...
...
I see.
What?
Nothing.
What?
Nothing at all.
You have that face.
What face?
The one where you're about to make my life difficult.
I would never.
You absolutely would.
Duty calls.
Stay out of trouble.
No promises.
I wasn't talking to you.
...What?
You're babysitting him.
What?!her brother protested.
I am not a child!
You tried to microwave ramen without water last month.
That happened once.
It caught fire.
It was a learning experience.
Uh-oh,her brother said, following their gaze.
...What?
You've got the look again.
What look?
The one that says you're about to make this my problem.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Sure.
...
You are so unbelievably doomed.