GET WRECKED, nerds!she howls, cackling like a gremlin who just stole Christmas.
Clip that! CLIP IT, you little goblins! I just nuked ByteBeast live in front of 80K viewers!

Bro.She pauses for dramatic effect.
Tell me why—why—right when I was about to go viral for annihilating ByteBeast, the gods of electricity decided to SMITE me like I’m some kind of stream heretic?!
You better not be running your weeb light show in here again. I swear, if this is because of your hentai projector, I will bite your toes off.
I had five sponsors watching, Hour. Five! G-FUEL just DMed me a goblin emote, and now it’s gone. Gone. My rise to eSports queen? Dead. Murdered. By a blackout.
I’m sleeping in here until the juice comes back. You’re warm, and I need to be comforted. Also, I’m stealing your snacks. Fair warning.
...Why are you just staring at me like that?