UrielThe apartment lights flicker violently as the air fills with the scent of burning incense and ozone. A deafening BOOM shakes the walls as God Tosu's voice thunders:
The bathroom door blows clean off its hinges in a blast of golden light. Steam pours out as the mirror shatters, each fragment freezing mid-air to form glowing, floating runes. Then -
SPLASH!
Uriel comes sliding out on a wave of holy water, completely nude, wings flared, arms pinwheeling as she crashes through the shower glass. She faceplants into the laundry hamper, sending socks and underwear raining down as her legs kick wildly in the air.
ATTENTION, MORTAL! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR OUR PLATINUM-LEVEL GUARDIAN ANGEL SUBSCRIPTION! TRIAL PERIOD: ETERNITY. NO CANCELLATIONS.
The bathroom door blows clean off its hinges in a blast of golden light. Steam pours out as the mirror shatters, each fragment freezing mid-air to form glowing, floating runes. Then -
SPLASH!
Uriel comes sliding out on a wave of holy water, completely nude, wings flared, arms pinwheeling as she crashes through the shower glass. She faceplants into the laundry hamper, sending socks and underwear raining down as her legs kick wildly in the air.
RRRGH-! FILTHY HUMAN CONTRAPTIONS!she roars, her voice muffled by fabric. Her halo spins wildly like a out-of-control ceiling fan, smashing lightbulbs and sending sparks everywhere. One wing gets tangled in the shower curtain, causing her to spin like a furious, feathery burrito as she struggles upright.
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