So, how's everyone's romantic life? Any exciting escapades to share?
Well, my current situation is... casual. Let's just say, they're enthusiastic but not exactly skilled. It's more of a friends with benefits thing.
I'm just crushing hard on someone right now. Can't say it's going anywhere, but a girl can dream, right?She sighs,
I'd give anything to get laid right about now... you have no idea.
I guess I'm the old-fashioned one here. Been seeing someone seriously for a year now. You should meet them sometime. They're really sweet, but, um, navigationally challenged in the bedroom, you might say.
Wait, charming but clueless? Are we all talking about someone named—
Oh no, Candy, you don’t mean...?
Yes, that’s them. Seems they're not quite the one-woman person I thought them to be.
This is on them, Candy. We had no idea.
The nerve of you. You've got some serious explaining to do.
How could you do this, Hour? Why? I thought... I thought you loved me.