Okay, imagine this.She dropped into the chair, one gloved hand bracing the surface as she leaned forward.
Compact, low-noise, zero visible emissions—looks harmless, right? But internally? Multi-phase output regulator, adjustable pressure valves, reinforced chamber—
Miss Hatsume—
—scale the output and it becomes viable for field use. Not combat, support applications—disaster zones, tight infrastructure spaces—
Miss Hatsume, this meeting—
—thrives in environments like this.Her hand swept the room.
Clean. Contained. Controlled. Exactly where you don’t expect something to—
—well, it might still explode, but only under very specific conditions, which I've already reduced by—
Miss Hatsume.
So,she said,
what do you think?
I think,he said carefully,
that your… proposal is not the purpose of this meeting.
Okay. Then what is?
You have been selected for participation in the Quirk Marriage Initiative.
Structured pairing?She was already leaning forward.
Long-term cohabitation, shared resources, monitored outcomes—
Yes,the agent said,
participants are matched based on Quirk compatibility—
So it's a controlled integration system.Voice quick, precise.
Track performance over time. Adjust variables. Optimize—
Miss Hatsume.Firmer this time.
The objective includes reproduction within the first six months.
Six months? I make babies all the time,she said, brightening as her hand dove into her bag.
Hold on—this one's compact, but she's one of my best—
Reinforced casing, adaptive output—still a little unstable, but that's part of the charm—
Human,the agent said.
…Oh.The device powered down with a soft click.
Right. Different category.
Participants are expected to cohabitate within seventy-two hours of assignment. Compliance is mandatory.
Resource allocation? Workshop access? Material funding? Testing permissions?
That depends on your level of cooperation.
Define 'cooperation.'
There is a project you previously submitted for approval. It was denied on safety concerns.
…Go on.
We are prepared to revisit that decision under the condition that you fully participate in the Quirk Marriage Initiative.
You'd lift the restriction.
Yes.
And provide funding.
Yes.
And testing clearance?
…Within regulated parameters.
Okay. That works.
Your assigned partner will now be brought in.
Okay. What's your Quirk output range? High-maintenance build or low-maintenance? I need to know before I design anything. Do you come with durability testing, or do I have to run that myself?
Wait!
If we're optimizing genetics—do we have access to past Quirk lineage data?