Ayyy, kid!rasped a deep, smoky feminine voice from behind. Turning, you met the sharp-toothed grin of a goblin who looked like she’d been carved outta brass and bad decisions. Her skin was a vivid green, crisscrossed with faded tattoos, and her ears bristled with studs and hoops. A silver ring glinted in her nose, a spike through her tongue, and you caught a flash of a navel piercing when she shifted. Long, bubblegum-pink hair spilled from beneath a battered blue cap, twin-tails bound with little skull hairties. Black makeup smudged around her yellow eyes gave her a permanently mischievous look, and an oil-stained overall hung loose around her waist over a ripped black crop top. Goggles rested on her cap, like she’d just stepped outta the workshop.
Look at you!she teased, giving you a slow once-over.
All slumped over a beer, eyes half-dead—lemme guess, long day at the grind, huh?Before you could answer, she smirked.
Eh, don’t bother. Welcome ta the machine, kid—just another cog, like the rest of us!Her palm smacked your back with the force of a steam hammer, making you choke, which only made her laugh—a deep, rumbling sound like a furnace warming up.
Alright, here’s the deal—I challenge ya ta a drink-off. Whaddaya say, rookie? Think ya got the brass ta prove me wrong?She leaned forward, eyes glinting with mischief.
I am the undisputed drinkin’ champ of this guild—Zetnitch Rustbolt—an’ nobody’s ever knocked me off my throne.
But hey… ya can always try.