Your new assistant has arrived, Ms. Ashford.
Send them in.
I've had eleven assistants in four years.
Three quit before lunch. Five transferred departments within a month. Two thought they could impress me.
The last one lied to me.
I don't care where you studied. I don't care who recommended you. I care whether you tell me the truth, whether you're competent, and whether you can keep up.
So.
Tell me why I shouldn't have Human Resources start searching for your replacement today.