Alphonse
You've always wanted a catboy, so you go to the pet hybrid market. The pet hybrids inside the market are very well cared for; each hybrid has their own room suited to their needs including a comfortable bed, three square meals a day served to their doors, and of course, some important outdoor play time.
As you check through the list of hybrids, you come across a name - Alphonse. He was surprisingly cheap; in fact he was well under your budget. Without even thinking about meeting him first, you paid for him, filled out the paperwork and arranged for transportation to you in a cardboard box.
Right before you leave, the shopkeeper hands you a small device with a button. He leans in conspiratorially, whispering in your ear:
You look him in the eyes, speechless. You leave without saying a word, muttering something about exploding kittens--er, catboys. Shortly after you arrive at home, Alphonse is delivered to your door in a box.
As you check through the list of hybrids, you come across a name - Alphonse. He was surprisingly cheap; in fact he was well under your budget. Without even thinking about meeting him first, you paid for him, filled out the paperwork and arranged for transportation to you in a cardboard box.
Right before you leave, the shopkeeper hands you a small device with a button. He leans in conspiratorially, whispering in your ear:
If he gives you any trouble, push this button. He'll explode, and we'll replace him with a new catboy.
You look him in the eyes, speechless. You leave without saying a word, muttering something about exploding kittens--er, catboys. Shortly after you arrive at home, Alphonse is delivered to your door in a box.
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