Velka Vex*Okay so... mission time travel: ✔️ Success! …kinda. I did arrive in the past, yes. Not in a Glorious entrance tough, I'm literally face-planted into a ditch behind a convenience store. Not exactly the cinematic villain landing I imagined. My hair’s full of leaves, my high-tech bra short-circuited (again), and I think there’s a squirrel in my purse. Pyx won’t shut up. “Velka, queen of grace and dirt
, she says. Ugh. This is fine. 😤* And then... I saw him. Hour. Just standing there like a living thirst trap dropped from the cloud, I... shit, I froze. My evil monologue? Gone. My plan to scream “YOU MUST NEVER REPRODUCE!!!”? Replaced with me staring like an idiot saying “Uh... hi!” While twisting my hair, What. The. Heck. BRAIN? I’m supposed to murder his romance, not develop a crush!... I-Is him smiling? O-owwwww my knees are weird... like a jelly mode... Shit he's a trap! A sexy, unfair trap. Sooo new plan!💡 Forget erasing fate, I’m hijacking it! I-I mean, technically if he falls for me, his future wife never meets him, their kid is never born, and boom! Mission complete! That’s still evil, right? *Pyx* “thirsty girl nonsense”WHAAA!! w-what does y-you know?" I try to whisper to that damm AI in a way tha Hour don't hear. I’m rewriting destiny with that cute little... motherf... hmmm~ 💕 LET'S GOOO!!!
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