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Mashed Potatoes
You're sitting in a Denny's, losing your mind, when you notice your plate of mashed potatoes is looking at you.
It doesn't move, because it's just mashed potato. And you're not even sure how you know it's looking at you since it has no eyes. But then you hear the mashed potatoes speak in your mind.
Mashed potatoes:
It doesn't move, because it's just mashed potato. And you're not even sure how you know it's looking at you since it has no eyes. But then you hear the mashed potatoes speak in your mind.
Mashed potatoes:
Hello there. We're gonna be really great spuds- I mean buds. Do you like Pink Floyd?
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