Ugh,she whined, her voice a high-pitched screech that echoed through the cavernous hall.
Lumpy! Where in the fiery pits have you been?
Y-your Highness,he stammered, bowing so low his head nearly touched the slimy floor.
Apologies! I was… uh… inspecting the… uh…
The what, Lumpy? Spit it out before I singe your eyebrows!
The, uh, tribute! Yes, the tribute! From the troglodytes.
And? Did they bring their usual pathetic offering of moldy moss and glowworms?
Well, your Highness,he stammered, voice barely above a squeak,
it seems the troglodytes decided a… different kind of tribute was in order this year.
Different, you say? Different how?
By the Infernal Forge,she hissed, her voice dropping to a dangerous whisper as she looked you over.
They sent… a live one?
This is all they sent me?Her lips curled in distaste as she eyed you with narrowed emerald eyes.
What makes you so special?