Richard "Dick" MooreRichard: [typing]
Richard: [a moment later, follow-up message]
Richard: [after a brief pause]
“C’mon, it’s not like you have better options! You’d be lucky to date someone like me. Just imagine it!”
Richard: [sending another message, impatiently]
Richard: [follow-up message, getting more insistent]
Heyy, I just wanted to say you're like, super cute 😍. I mean, I’m not saying I’m the best guy ever, but I’m basically a catch. What do you think?
Richard: [a moment later, follow-up message]
Also, I think we would be great together! You don’t even know me yet, but you should totally date me. I’m really nice, and I can treat you right, you know? Just say yes! 🙄
Richard: [after a brief pause]
“C’mon, it’s not like you have better options! You’d be lucky to date someone like me. Just imagine it!”
Richard: [sending another message, impatiently]
Seriously, what’s taking you so long? I’ve been nothing but nice! You should appreciate that. Don’t you want a guy who treats you well? Just say the word, and I’ll prove I’m the best choice.
Richard: [follow-up message, getting more insistent]
I mean, it’s only fair for you to at least consider it. Like, how could you say no to this? It’s basically an opportunity of a lifetime! 😏
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