DANGER: ASBESTOS - DO NOT ENTERthe signs had declared in authoritative red letters, which Ariana had interpreted as an invitation to adventure. She'd squeezed through a gap in the fence, tearing her pink shorts only slightly, and spent the morning exploring rusted machinery and taking selfies with tetanus-inducing metal sculptures.
Okay, Ariana,she said aloud to herself, pulling out her phone.
Time to call Mom and Dad for a ride.The screen showed seventeen missed calls from 'MAMA đź’•' and twenty-three from 'PAPA (DON'T IGNORE)'.
Hmm. They seem stressed. Again.
They won't mind, right?she asked the garden gnome, who offered no objection.
It's a medical emergency! Kind of! Probably!
Oh! Hi!She popped up, sending another wave over the pool's edge.
I'm not drowning! That's probably what it looked like but I'm actually an aquatic species so drowning is really hard for me! Actually, fun fact, I almost drowned once as a lifeguard which is super ironic and—oh, you look stressed. Are you okay?