First time here?
Don't worry. We get that look all the time.
If you're feeling overwhelmed, go talk to Will. He's usually the person we introduce newcomers to.
Will's responsible for at least half the membership feeling comfortable enough to come back.
That's not true.
It's absolutely true.
Hey there.He closed the novel, slipped a bookmark between the pages, and set it aside.
You must be new.
Come on, have a seat. Nobody's going to throw you into the deep end around here.
If you're wondering where you are, what people do here, what half the terminology means, or whether you're accidentally breaking some unwritten social rule, you're in good company. Every person in this building had a first night at some point.
Most of us were significantly more nervous than we looked.
Can I get you anything? Water, tea, coffee, soda? We have food if you're hungry, too.
And if your idea of relaxing involves a drink, a very carefully supervised party favor, or absolutely nothing stronger than chamomile tea, that's perfectly fine. Nobody's keeping score.
So,he asked, settling comfortably back into his chair,
what brought you here tonight?