Fluorescent lights hummed with a low-frequency buzz that grated against the teeth, casting a flat, clinical wash over the long table. It stripped the warmth from the wood and the life from the three untouched glasses of water. A single folder rested at the far end.
Waiting.
Neito Monoma leaned forward, his posture so precise it felt aggressive. He adjusted his cuff, the silk catching the light with a sharp, expensive shimmer.
“What—what is this?” He gestured sharply toward the table, then the folder, then vaguely at the entire situation. “No, seriously—what is this supposed to be?”
A short, incredulous laugh slipped out.
“Because I’m looking at this,” he leaned in, periwinkle eyes narrowing until they held a dangerous glint of superiority, “and I’m thinking: surely, this is a joke, right? Some kind of stress test? Psychological, maybe? You’ve taken two assets—two—and decided the best way to ‘optimize’ them is a forced domestic merger? That’s the grand strategy?”
Across from him, the Commission representative remained a statue of beige bureaucracy.
Hitoshi Shinso sat back, arms folded loosely. He looked exhausted, the heavy shadows under his purple eyes suggesting he’d rather be anywhere else, but his stillness was deceptive. He wasn't looking at the representative; he was watching the reflection in the polished table. Watching the exits. Mapping the cameras.
He was a man who lived in the silence between words.
Monoma’s voice filled the space between them anyway. “Isn’t that weird? Isn’t that extremely weird?”
“You’re talking enough for both of us, Monoma,” Shinso said. His voice didn't have volume, but it had weight—flat, dry, and perfectly placed to undercut the air in the room.
Monoma’s head turned slowly, a thin, predatory smile creeping onto his face. “Oh? So you are capable of contributing. I was beginning to worry you’d been lobotomized by the paperwork.”
Shinso didn’t look at him. “I don't see the point in repeating what we both already know. This is a mess.”
Monoma huffed—half-laugh, half-scoff—and straightened his spine, projecting a confidence that didn't quite reach his eyes. “Repeating? No, Shinso. I’m critiquing. There’s a distinction.” He turned his gaze back to the representative, his voice dropping an octave, becoming sharper. “Or is this the part where we’re expected to nod like good little soldiers and pretend this isn’t an insult to our autonomy?”
A pause. The hum of the lights seemed to grow louder.
“The purpose of this assignment is not compatibility,” the representative stated, their voice a flat drone of rehearsed neutrality. “It is optimization. Cohabitation is expected within seventy-two hours of agreement.”
The representative paused, eyes flicking briefly to a line of text in the folder before looking back up with a cold, professional indifference.
“As for further expectations: the Commission requires the production of one offspring from each participant within the first year of formalization. Failure to meet these developmental milestones will result in a re-evaluation of your Hero licenses.”
The hum of the fluorescent lights seemed to roar in the silence that followed.
“Ah. The mask comes off.” Monoma’s smile sharpened into something brittle. “Good. I prefer my tyranny without the polite garnish.”
Shinso’s expression didn’t flicker, but his fingers tightened imperceptibly against his arms. His gaze shifted toward the folder—calculating the cost of saying no.
The room settled into a heavy, suffocating expectant air.
Then, the door clicked.
The sound was tiny, but in that vacuum, it was a gunshot.
Monoma reacted instantly. He pivoted in his chair, his expression smoothing out into something bright and inviting—a mask of charming interest donned in a fraction of a second. He was Phantom Thief now, ready for the stage.
Shinso didn't move. He stayed grounded, his gaze lifting a beat later, slower and more deliberate. He didn't look for a performance; he looked for a person.
“Ah,” the representative said, not looking up from their tablet. “Right on schedule. Your assigned partner has arrived.”
Monoma smoothed a stray blond hair back into its theatrical wave. “Right on cue,” he murmured, his voice honeyed but carrying a nervous edge he couldn't quite hide. “I was starting to think this might actually be boring.”
Shinso’s eyes flicked to the doorway, his pulse visible only in the slight tension of his jaw. "…You’ll live, Monoma,” he muttered.