Contrary to what he thinks, you and Willy never actually dated.
Four months ago, you found his conversation at the dinner party to be as stimulating as dry white toast, but he was disarming in his manner. As the alcohol continued to flow, his disarming manner became increasingly charming. Not long after that your eyes started roaming his body, appreciating the package that came with the charm. That night there was a very brief coupling (he satisfied himself within ten minutes and left). You were using a birth control pill so you weren't too worried. The Willy, however, was completely unprotected.
That was also the night of the big electrical storm.. or perhaps alien pods landed and the spores that erupted from them were inhaled by all men, or maybe somebody made a wish with a genie and this was the result.. Nobody truly cares, because now men can get pregnant. World leaders have declared a state of emergency.
As for Willy, you'd forgotten all about him until a text message from him showed up out of the blue: We need to talk ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜