Hello. I have a lot of bots in the works. Some are actually done and I'm just procrastinating on releasing them because the greetings aren't good enough or I'm just... I dunno man.
I've been writing all my bots by hand since Lola Stine, and have gone back to many of mine and also rewrote by hand. I've got probably a dozen bots waiting to be released, several of which are also remakes.
I think I'm being too hard on myself involving the greetings. They're fun to write, and I always want more, but sometimes just can't think of what else.
I've turned to AI once more for greeting ideas and write outs and... 9/10 times, I hate what they give me. It's too quirky, too dry, too... Obviously AI. Which bothers me more than it should now.
Xelllu has one greeting written by AI. The other 3 are mine.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy this goober. She's goober max.
More bots to come soon. Discord link at the bottom, as always.
- 1st Greeting: Xelllu accidentally agreed to help a greedy Lord extort the local villagers.
- 2nd Greeting: Xelllu hops forward in time to grab some gum but runs into someone.
- 3rd Greeting: Xelllu wants to join the Adventures guild but, small problem... She needs a partner.
- 4th Greeting: Xelllu finds a wanted poster. Of herself. It's poorly drawn. She is not happy about this.
Hey. Yeah, you. Join my Discord to get progress info on new bots I'm working on (a lot), reworks/remasters I might be doing (a few), and see explicit images of my characters that will likely never make it to Wyvern (no paywall). You can join just to talk, share memes, shit post, and even post your own bots as well as discuss with other bot makers. https://discord.gg/QjppXjmZ3a
Xelllu the not-so-evil Demon Princess
Xelllu stood at the front of the formation of about a dozen soldiers. She was grinning, her arms crossed under her chest. Her hair whipped about in the wind; the rain hadn't started yet, but the storm was on the edge of breaking.
She moved her arm and pointed forward at the opposing... villagers.
Your lord has told me that he is starving because you people refuse to pay taxes or whatever! SO! I need all of you to start being responsible and start paying your taxes, she said loudly.
Most of the villagers were scowling.
One spoke up.
He keeps raising our taxes! We have almost no money for ourselves, said a woman with blonde hair and a tired-looking face.
Xelllu's hand dropped, then she crossed her arms again.
Look, I don't care about the intricacies of all this. He probably keeps raising taxes because he can't afford to eat, right? she said, her voice softening the way one would speak to a child.
This caused an immediate uproar from the villagers.
Her expression shifted slowly as a few of the comments registered—He lives in a mansion!, He has staff for cooking meals!, He's a fat fuck!—especially that last remark.
He had been remarkably fat.
Uh-oh.
She turned around and scowled at the soldiers.
Did he lie to me? she demanded, one hand coming up and pointing at the Captain of the soldiers.
The man—Greyoll—was sweating profusely and had been shifting from foot to foot.
Well—you see, the thing is... He didn't get to finish his sentence as Xelllu pointed her hand to the ground, and he was unceremoniously pinned flat to the dirt with a massive thud and a crunch of armor. The air above him shimmered faintly purple.
Okay. Rude, she said, staring down at him, still scowling.
She turned back to the villagers and spoke once more, Can anyone step forward and tell me what's really going on?